The panda is a chiller. It likes to embrace its inner child. The panda sucks his thumb to remind himself of the mother. The panda loves the mother. There is nothing the panda loves more than the mother.
FREUD
The panda likes to engage in intense discussions about current events. Its knowledge is wide and far from reading the Mammal Tribune. This is a award winning newspaper in Bamboozaonian. Bamboozonian is an ancient and respected kingdom with a rich culture and long history of fashion innovation.
Bamboozonia is the birthplace of the minimalist monochromism. This ideology has transpired throughout the Western world. Some have accused Bamboozonians of being cultural imperialists. But the ideology is self-evidently characterised by inherent curiosity and the Will to try.
The panda is addicted to nicotine from birth. This is due to unalterable genetic factors. This makes the panda an endangered specie in dire need of instant and generous donations. Think about the nicotine-starved child inside the panda. Alternatively send us packets of RED Lucky Strikes. The panda loves to embrace its inner Socialist.
PANDA IS HAPPY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR DONATIONS.
Nicotine is known to give pandas self-consciousness to the level of dolphins and apes. Nicotine enhances the levels of acute serotonin in the brain whilst stimulating the frontal cortex. The panda recognises, and appreciates, its good looks.
PANDA IS OVER JOYED.
PANDA SAYS THANK YOU FOR YOUR GENEROUS DONATION.
(pea)cocking for pandas.
dating n mating in the bamboozonian
the young male is eating
the young male enjoys its snack
enticed female notices young male
young male reciprocates
enticed female plays with feelings
enticed female plays hard to get
young male plays unimpressed
Poist coital snack:
96 to 160 days later.........
snapshots from the past
PLEASE SEND US DONATIONS BECAUSE THE PANDA EVOLVES INTO THE SEXY WOMAN. NO PANDA = NO SEXY WOMAN.
PLEASE DONATE GENEROUSLY.
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