PANDAmonium!

The panda is a chiller. It likes to embrace its inner child. The panda sucks his thumb to remind himself of the mother. The panda loves the mother. There is nothing the panda loves more than the mother. 

FREUD

The panda likes to engage in intense discussions about current events. Its knowledge is wide and far from reading the Mammal Tribune. This is a award winning newspaper in Bamboozaonian. Bamboozonian is an ancient and respected kingdom with a rich culture and long history of fashion innovation. 

Bamboozonia is the birthplace of the minimalist monochromism. This ideology has transpired throughout the Western world. Some have accused Bamboozonians of being cultural imperialists. But the ideology is self-evidently characterised by inherent curiosity and the Will to try.

The panda is addicted to nicotine from birth. This is due to unalterable genetic factors. This makes the panda an endangered specie in dire need of instant and generous donations. Think about the nicotine-starved child inside the panda. Alternatively send us packets of RED Lucky Strikes. The panda loves to embrace its inner Socialist. 

PANDA IS HAPPY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR DONATIONS. 

Nicotine is known to give pandas self-consciousness to the level of dolphins and apes. Nicotine enhances the levels of acute serotonin in the brain whilst stimulating the frontal cortex. The panda recognises, and appreciates, its good looks. 

PANDA IS OVER JOYED.

PANDA SAYS THANK YOU FOR YOUR GENEROUS DONATION. 

         (pea)cocking for pandas.  

                     dating n mating in the bamboozonian

the young male is eating

the young male enjoys its snack

enticed female notices young male

young male reciprocates 

                                           enticed female plays with feelings

                                                     enticed female plays hard to get

young male plays unimpressed

hahaha

Poist coital snack:

96 to 160 days later.........

A FAMILY ALBUM

snapshots from the past

PLEASE SEND US DONATIONS BECAUSE THE PANDA EVOLVES INTO THE SEXY WOMAN. NO PANDA = NO SEXY WOMAN.
PLEASE DONATE GENEROUSLY.
MONEY
MONEY
money

Feral Fantasy in the Forest

Autumn is upon us.

As the leaves turn brown let your inner colours shine through your eternal style.  Unleash your inner pagan goddess.  Sneak a kiss with a sailor, let your hair down, have sex in the graveyard, do an expressive dance at church, let it all hang out.  

  

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean.
Anna Freud 

If you accidentally kill your creature of love with your too ferocious luuurving, don;t be afraid. Camouflage and hide in the woods.Adopt, adapt, ACCESSORIZE!

 


Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.

A. Sachs

v  There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.George Santayana (1863 - 1952), Soliloquies in England, 1922, "War Shrines"



Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one.

Friedrich Nietzsche

   

Blair: I didn't want to let you go just yet.

                                                   Chuck: Don't let anyone tell you you're not powerful. You're the most powerful woman I know.

“....with the morbid realisation that his sexual being was a dull thing, a lifeless thing, a mass-produced marionette with chipped paint and fraying strings” 

― Will Self, Cock & Bull

 A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

Friedrich Nietzsche

 

Great loves too must be endured. 

                                                                              Coco Chanel 

 Vintage is more than a style.  It's a mindset.  One gal's dead bird is another gal's nandos.

“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.”

-Sex and the CIty

 










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Lots of love


Lithuanian Duck


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